Rear tires left behind

There was a family with children is still small. When her mother a bath, the child photography. He saw "that" her mother, she kept asking, "Mom, what's that?" Her mother said was, 'Oh, this ... this garage. " The next day when his father returned the child's bath is photography, and saw "that" his father. The child then asked, "Sir, that's what is it?" His father replied, "This car, kid."

At night, when the father with his mother again "soon" in the bedroom, the boy returned photography. He saw "cars" into his "garage" mother. But there was something missing. The child screamed in cash, sir! kok tires still lag behind? "

try to imagine if the rear tires to get into the garage

would be widened :)

Beautiful bird

Early in the morning I was awakened by the ringing my handphone matching when it rotates friction with the table. Really annoying as it woke up. I try not serve but useless. The call was from Sprott. And if not I lift, then I ... oh. So I lift the receiver, with really reluctant.
"Hello?"
"Wake up, hon. You have not forgotten our promise, right? "Said Sprott, coinciding with the time I took out my long steam.
"What? Oh, yes. Of course. I, err .. on the way there. "Liar.
"Liar. I had heard you yawn. Have you there. I'll get there. "

Sprott disconnected. Looks like she was on the bus. Really noisy. That's a city bus. And that's why I prefer to ride a bike. Sometimes Sprott warned that I would not ever take the bus. He said it was hard to see me lately. Of course I take the bus occasionally. But not every time. Many crimes occur on the bus. And accident cases as well. Bicycles? Almost never.
I grabbed my towel and 15 minutes later fully dressed. Well, more slowly than usual. I'm still half asleep. Last night I took a bed at 3. Really work piled up and only have I spent my day off with Sprott. What's worse than all this? I think I might retire early.